Party at the PeeMan’s

Greetings from the North Woods,

My granddaughter’s prize winning Maine pumpkin

Well, as I alluded to in my previous post, the wife and I hosted the church harvest party on October 5th. As is usually the case in my family, the lead up to the party was not without drama. Firstly, as a result of my wife’s tireless efforts to rid the property of as much remaining poison ivy as possible, she was rewarded with the itchy rash all over her forehead accompanied by extreme facial swelling. “Elephant Man” were the words she used to describe the unsightly flare up – miserable. And, as my middle daughter was getting ready to leave just before the big event, she started to drive over the septic tank. As it turns out, she wasn’t the only one who would choose that route for their cars. Several people from the church drove over it in their efforts to exit the parking area – I just assumed everyone would clearly recognize a leach field/septic tank when they saw one – well you know what happens when you assume!

Harvest Party Guideposts

PeeMan’s Cider Press – Fall Goodness

Anyway, those minor hiccups excluded, the harvest party was a success. Check out the pictures for yourself – I am done talkin

Colors of Fall

Donuts on a String

The Wife’s Decorative Touches

As you can see, there were lots of fun things to do, and the wife and the ladies of the church outdid themselves as usual. And I, as usual overdid myself and I am still paying for it. Oh well, may as well go all out or go home!

PeeMan’s Fire Pit

PeeMan’s Hay Wagon

And now for some shameless capitalism, don’t forget to get ready for fall with our HousePak and Car-RV-BoatPak. Keep those critters out and protect your investments while you wait for Spring. Until I find more words. . .The PeeMan

HOW TO GET RID OF VOLES/MOLES IN FLOWER BEDS

Hello All!

Well, it is back to feeling like summer up here for a little while anyway. That is a good thing because the wife and I are hosting our church’s annual harvest party on Saturday. That means one thing – the “honey do” just got multiplied by 10! My wife provides the vision for what the farm needs to look like before the shindig, and I provide the manpower to execute it. So, between building a wagon for hay rides, removing any unsightly evidence that anything not so pretty ever happens here(think empty pee buckets, etc.), mowing, trimming, rebuilding the rock patio, stacking wood – you get the idea – not much time for blogging this week.

I just happened to come across this note in my PeeMail, and I figured a blog post might help get this particular search term out there.

“I found your site in a round about way. Looked for ‘how to get rid of voles/moles in flower beds‘ but your name didn’t come up. I came across a site where people were discussing their issues and Nittany Lion, Fla Gator urine was mentioned. I then put that on my Google search, but nothing came up for it! So I just Googled ‘Animal Urine for mole control’ and your site was the 6th one down.

I didn’t know you could buy animal urine as a deterrent for other critters. . . . So perhaps other people, like myself, wouldn’t think of putting in a search for ‘animal urine deterrent for garden pests’ or similar.

Hope this helps.

Thanks.”

And thank you to this customer for taking the time to help us out. I need all the help I can get. So if you want to know how to get rid of moles/voles in flower beds, make sure to check out our 100% BobcatPee on http://www.predatorpee.com.

I’d better get back to work! Until I find more words. . .

The PeeMan

P Marks the Spot – PredatorPee for Puppy Training

Greetings from the North Woods!

Speaking of wood, I’ve got the stove just a crankin’ today. It is currently a balmy 46 degrees outside – at 1pm! Brrr. . .sure feels like the rumors I have been hearing about a cold winter might have some substance behind them. That’s ok, the grandkids came out last week and stacked the woodpile nice and high, and the wife and I already have at least one trip to “warmah” (Maine accent for those of you not familiar)climates this fall, so we will survive.

Anyhow, let’s think about something warm and fuzzy – puppies! Don’t worry, we won’t try to scare your cuddly canines away with predator pee, but believe it or not, some of our resourceful customers do use 100% PredatorPee for training dogs and cats to use a designated area of the yard as a “rest room.” As usual, our customers were way out ahead on this one, and it has taken us a while, but we’ve finally caught on. We listened to some folks in California who have been faithfully buying from us for a long time. They have been using PredatorPee to lure pets away from freshly planted (and expensive!)sod lawns. PredatorPee is not just for wild critters anymore! It is perfect for paper training puppies and even getting kittens focused on the litter box, too. Then once they have moved outside, you can designate the area of your yard where you want them to “go”. In the animal world, urine is the great communicator. It not only warns prey of the presence of a predator, but also communicates territorial boundaries to members of like species.

Just when you thought you knew everything that 100% PredatorPee could do for you, another clever use snuck up on you just like that first hard frost will sneak up on my wife’s flowers.

Until I find more words . . . The PeeMan

PeeMan’s Gotta Have Hobbies – Happy Birthday

Well, it may be a little early, but when you reach a certain age, it is ok to celebrate your birthday when and how you like. So I did. With the Airstream refurbish completed, I have been itching for a new project to dive into. So, without further ado . . .Happy Birthday to me! Isn’t she a beauty! 1967 International Harvester Scout 800. These innovative and stylin’ vehicles were the precursor to the now ubiquitous SUV. Now, if you are wondering(as one of my daughters did)how a man of six feet seven inches is going to squeeze into this vehicle – don’t fret – the top comes off! That’s right! Not only does this classic work as plow and truck, it also doubles as a stylish convertible. A convertible truck – it doesn’t get any better! Well, actually, I am hoping that I can make it look better with a little TLC. To give you a visual, I “scouted” the internet for some pictures of what the future could hold. . .

And don’t forget, if you are in the middle of refurbishing that classic car, don’t let wire chewing rodents undo your hard work! Put the predator-prey instinct to work for you with the Car-Boat-RV Pak from100% Original PredatorPee. Until I find more words. . . The PeeMan

Summer Departs and Mice Move in

Hello Again!

I don’t know about where you live, but up here in the North Woods, autumn is definitely creeping in with the nearly frosty night time temperatures causing air conditioning units to disappear out of windows everywhere. I will have to be firing up the wood stove before you know it and getting the farm ready for winter.

Well, as you probably know, when the air inside your home becomes warmer than the outside air, certain animals look for shelter anywhere within your cozy walls – most commonly mice. These small rodents might pass as “cute” for some folks, but to me a rodent is a rodent and I am not willing to share my food or precious warmth with any of them.

Now is the time to ward off any mice invasions by putting the natural predator-prey instinct to work for you. In the wild Bobcats prey on many rodents and small animals. So when you want to get rid of mice, moles, voles, etc., bobcat urine is a most effective natural repellent and deterrent that stops these pests from nesting, chewing or doing other damage to your attic, basement, garage, barn or garden.

So, if you don’t relish small, furry house guests this fall, you better get yourself some 100% Bobcat Pee!!

Until I find more words . . .

The PeeMan

Words from the Customers – Part IV

Hello All!

Well this has just about got to be the rainiest Labor Day weekend I can remember. There are flash flood warnings up across the state and there are more puddles than pavement on the roads. So, while it is soggy outside, I decided what better time to sift through the PeeMail inbox. And it was so full of great testimonials, I just had to pass them on immediately! So, without further ado, let’s hear from the people . . .

“A neighbor told me about your website after he helped me deter rodents from eating my car wires with fox-pee(from your company). We put the fox pee on sponges placed under the hood but not touching the engine.” – Mary

“A man who works here part time I think found it on the internet. It works very well in our new flower beds which possums, raccoons, etc. otherwise like to dig up to get insects. So we have become satisfied customers.” – Ross

“How did I find out about you? Animal Experts, the good folks who take those awful raccoons away, recommended you, and your predator urine. This is my second order, count me as a loyal customer! “- Mary O.

“I came across your website through Google. I have a coyote problem and was concerned about my feral cat population….hard to believe in the semi residential area which I reside in. Predator Pee has worked and I have become your loyal customer. Your service is prompt and accurate! Thanks for your help!” – Kathy

“Good Day, I originally came upon your product through a search engine and have been ordering your product for the last 3 years and have been a very satisfied customer since.”- Wilf

“I saw 100% Coyote Urine, used on TV. It wasn’t advertised, simply used, and I happened to notice the bottle. I Googled the product, and went to your informative website.” – Rue

“I had heard of coyote urine to repel rats from my exterminator. I googled it through Safari and came up with your company. Looking forward to receiving it and sprinkling around my yard.”- Janene

Well, until I find more words . . .

The PeeMan

Urine Attracts Butterflies? For Real?

Hello All,

Well, the motorcycle and truck are back on the road, so I am happy, happy, happy! You will pardon the reference to a very popular reality tv show – but it acts as a segue. The other day, I took a phone call from someone who actually wanted to do a tv show based on the Peeman! Before you ask, I declined. Certainly, there is never a dull moment in the life of a man who makes his living selling animal urine, but I would rather have a root canal than let any Hollywood types stick their cameras into my business.

Anyway, I bet you never knew that urine could be used to make your garden more attractive? Usually, people use PredatorPee to repel things, but there is one organism that almost everyone would want more of in their backyards – butterflies. Believe it or not, in the wild butterflies find their greatest source of sodium, essential minerals and vitamins from wild animal urine puddles and urine-soaked leaves. Now you can bring this natural buttlerfly attractant to your garden with ButterflyLure – pure urine from the wild.

Just when you thought you knew all the uses for Predator Urine! Moving on, I am pleased to report that Stanley the pig has settled in to his new expanded digs. He no longer runs away frantically when a human approaches, and he enjoys wallowing in his mud pit and devouring table scraps indiscriminately. As you can see from the photos, he is a healthy little porker. Until I find more words . . . The PeeMan

Ward Off Winter Wire Chewers

Hello Again!
Well it has been a rough week around here. I am starting to feel like I am living in a bad country song. My truck broke. Then my motorcycle went on the fritz. If my dog dies or my wife leaves me then I will be right there with a tear in my beer. But, seriously it has been one of those weeks.

Enough personal stuff. In Maine, the days are getting shorter and the nights are getting cooler, and that can mean only one thing — fall is coming and winter will be short to follow. That means that it will soon be time to get those boats out of the water and rvs off the road. At the same time all the small nuisance rodents are eagerly waiting to find a warm cozy place in which to spend the long winter months. So it is time for you to start thinking about protecting these valuable assets from chewing, nesting rodents. And the PeeMan once again has your back. Our Car-Rv-Boat Pak is the solution to preventing the expensive damage that can happen when your rvs and boats are in winter storage. But, don’t take my word for it . . .

“Hi,
I have been ordering Bobcat Urine from you for so long that I am fuzzy on the details. I believe I did a Google search about nontoxic ways to get rid of mice. I believe that led me to some articles about bobcat urine, then I did a Google search on bobcat urine and there you were. It works great for my purposes. The fewer mice my cats bring in, the happier I am.”
Tamara

“Sir, you have a very effective product. I have ordered your product in the past with no problems…Animal Control here in Temple City suggested your product.”
Nino

“A friend, who is a satisfied customer, recommended you. This is my second order. Obviously it worked the first time or I would not have ordered again.”
Elizabeth

Nuff said!

Until I find more words. . . The PeeMan

Elks Eatin’ You Up? – We’ve Got a Pee for That!

Hello Again!
Well, I have been busy, busy, busy! Between farm chores, PeeMan duties, and keeping the wife happy, I have been swamped. But, I have a few minutes, and I will spend them sharing my “wisdom” on the blogosphere. I would insert an emoticon to express my sarcasm at this point, but The PeeMan refuses to use emoticons.

Anyhow, elk problems anyone? We actually have a golf course out West that regularly purchases our 100% Wolf Urine to keep the animals off the greens. Apparently their hooves create divets that are detrimental to the top-notch golfing experience they are trying to provide.

According to my limited research, they also can cause damage to coniferous shrubs especially in housing developments that have been built near their territory. Now, we have plenty of beasts with antlers in Maine – deer, moose, the occasional captive caribou, but no elk. Apparently there are four different types of elk – “The Rocky Mountain elk . . . is found in the Rocky Mountain states and in scattered locations in the Midwest and East. . . The current distribution of the Roosevelt elk . . . is the inland coastal areas of northern California, Oregon, Washington, Vancouver Island, British Columbia, and Afognak Island, Alaska. The Tule elk. . . is found only in California and the Manitoban elk . . . is found in Manitoba and Saskatchewan.”(http://icwdm.org/handbook/mammals/elk.asp)

So, if elk are eating at you, we have a pee for that – 100% Original WolfPee. Just like the Jackson Hole Golf Course, you can put the predator-prey instinct to work for you and keep the elk away from your prized ornamentals and coniferous shrubs. Or maybe you just happened to be lucky enough to have 9 holes in your backyard and you want to keep those greens smooth. Whatever the case, we have the stuff you need.

Ok, well it is probably about time to check on Stanley the pig and to make sure Brown Betty and the Amish Hen(we bought her recently from an Amish farmer)have enough water. So, until I find more words . . . The PeeMan

Canada or Canadian Geese – A Nuisance Either Way

Hello All!

Well the last two posts that I have written have concerned pests with which I have no particular experience. However, today’s nuisance of choice is all too common around these parts. Apparently the proper name for the overgrown black and brown birds is Canada Geese but I have never heard them called anything other than Canadian Geese and since this my blog, that is what we are going with.

According to my reading, these birds had neared extinction until we humans brought them back from the brink, and they repayed us with prolific reproduction causing them to go from threatened to nuisance in a few decades. Ah well, what to do about the sometimes aggressive flocks of giant pooping avians?

Birds might seem a bit out of the PeeMan’s purview, but actually we have developed a unique two pronged approach to this particular pest problem – The PeeCoy. Geeese, turkeys, ducks and other birds depend on very keen eyesight to warn them of the presence of predators. Our PeeCoy Coyote Decoy Combo combines a realistic 2 sided Coyote Decoy with the realism enhancer of CoyotePee. The combination of both seeing and smelling a coyote will tell birds clearly that your yard is not a safe place to be! The PeeCoy Combo combines one sturdy, life-size, easy-to-set-up2-sided Coyote Decoy, one 12 oz bottle of CoyotePee and one 12 pack of ScentTags.

So whatever they are called where you are from, the solution is the same – PeeCoy. Accept no substitutes!

Until I find more words. . . The PeeMan