This is the PeeMan a.k.a Ken Johnson. I am a middle aged guy who moved to Maine in the 60s looking for adventure int he North Woods. I found it and 45 years later, I am still lovin it. For the past 30 years, I have been in the pee-business. I have a wife, three kids and four grandchildren. My daughters didn’t always appreciate the fact that I sell pee for a living. It always made the whole “what does your daddy do?” question at school fun to answer. This blog follows the continuing adventures of a die hard entreprenuer living in the Maine woods complete with lots of facts about predator pee and its many uses – keeping away coyotes, preventing rodent damage , deterring nuisance humans, etc.
After studying poetry in school, my granddaugher composed a couple of poems for The PeeMan – Thanks Kendall!
The PeeMan(What He Does)
Dedicated to : The PeeMan
The peeman, the peeman, what does he do?
Why he ships pee, just for you.
He’s also the builder of his house,
And you only see the occasional mouse.
Also, a full-time grandpa, he is,
At that, some of you are most likely whizzes.
The PeeMan (Who He Is)
He’s loving and kind,
With a very straight mind.
He’s a nice grandfather too,
And we love him, so true!
If ever we need him, ever at all,
We know that he’ll be there, he won’t let us fall.