Which Came First – The Chicks or The Eggs?

Greetings from the North Woods where we seem to be stuck in Sprinter – no snow but not quite warm enough yet. This post, however, is about all things Spring.

Easter time at Winterberry Farm featured the annual egg hunt in the woods. As you can see from the photos, there was still some snow on the ground at the edge of the field. Every year, I have the job of hiding the plastic, treat-filled eggs, and every year I seem to forget exactly how many my wife gave me to hide. Oh well, the forest creatures find them eventually and enjoy a little sugar fix. This year, my 2nd oldest granddaughter was the champion egg hunter. Moving forward a bit, 8 chicks arrived last week. Hopefully, in about a months time, they will be ready to join Brown Betty and the Amish Hen in the chicken coop. With 10 layers, I think the egg production should be enough to feed us and the growing grandkids.

I just recently moved the chicken coop closer to my wife’s garden beds, and within a week I saw a fox checking out my hens. Well, that is just not acceptable for the PeeMan! If you have chickens, you know how valuable they are. One of the uses of our 100% Pre chicksday1 datorpee is to keep predators away from your precious hens. 100% WolfPee will keep the foxes away from Brown Betty, the new chicks, and your hens as well. Don’t just take my word for it – backyard chicken officianado The Chicken-Chick also recommends our product for hen protection.

I hope your hens are safe and Spring is in full bloom wherever you are.

Until I find more words. . .The PeeMan

Unwanted Loiterers? Skunk ‘Um!

Greetings from the North Woods! The sun is shining and it is in the fifties. That is a hot day for this particular Spring.

Enough about the weather. As you may have guessed, I am not really much of a people person. My wife is the social one, and that works out just fine for me. Now, you know that we at predatorpee.com specialize in helping you deter problem animals, but, whether you are a people person or not, there may come a time when you have unwanted persons loitering around your home or business.

Well, as it happens, I have developed a solution for that particular people problem as well. Just like our other products it is all natural and highly effective. My product “Skunk ‘Um” includes 1oz of Pure Skunk Essence and a spray bottle. Just mix with water, spray & the “hang-out” area is closed! If you have ever experienced the odor of pure skunk essence, you know how powerful it is. Put this natural deterrent to work to protect your property from problem people. Please note that I did not advise you to spray the product on anyone – in this day and age that probably constitutes assault – just let the scent drive them away.

When the days start to get longer and the sun shines more than not, I get itchy to work on projects. So, check in again for an update on my Scout truck.

Until I find more words . . .The PeeMan

PeeMan Goes to Nashville

Greetings all!

Before you start to think that I have decided to give up the pee business to pursue a country music career, think again. But, I did make a quick trip down to Music Town a couple of weeks ago to take my wife and two of my daughters to the Women’s NCAA Final Four.

Country Music Hall of Fame

Stuffing my 6’7″ frame into an airplane seat is no fun, but the constant country music, down home food, and southern hospitality made the trip worth it. You might be thinking “and the basketball, right?” Actually, unless my own children are playing, I don’t care much for basketball. I let the girls go to the games while I put my feet up and enjoyed a couple of spy novels.

View from honky tonk bar

On the day in between games, we went to Franklin, Tennessee. If you ever get down that way you should definitely check it out. We ate at an authentic southern eatery – Puckett’s Grocery & Restaurant, visited the factory antiques mall, and walked through this quintessential southern town. We hit up the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville the next day. I am not much for cities or people(I could successfully live as a hermit), but as far as cities go, Nashville is pretty nice. Before we even buckled into our seats on the return flight, the girls were planning for next year’s Final Four – Tampa here we come!

Boots everywhere!

One of the best parts of our trip was that when we arrived home, so had Spring! However, it just doesn’t seem to want to stick just yet. I am sure it will be here to stay … in June.

Until I find more words. . .The PeeMan

It’s Spring Somewhere

Photo Credit: Anita Martinz from Klagenfurt / Austria

Greetings!

Well, it must be spring somewhere, but it certainly isn’t here. I tapped maples with my grandson a few weeks back, but then the sap all froze in the trees. There might not be any Winterberry Farm syrup this year. Although, farther north they just got another half a foot of snow, so I shouldn’t complain too much. Anyway, for many of you it is time to start thinking about gardening and protecting those vegetables and plants from common pests. Right now I would give my right arm to even see the bare ground let alone be able to till and plant anything!

Anybody who has farmed, or had a yard garden or even a container with a few vegetables in it, knows how much work it takes to keep them well fed and watered. That hard work can all be wiped out by a hungry rabbit or a busy woodchuck.

Since 1986, we have been selling quality predator urines to farmers, ranchers, and hobby gardeners to help them keep their precious vegetables and flowers safe from the ravages of animal pests. We provide 100% Coyote, Wolf, Fox, Bobcat, Mt. Lion, Fisher and Bear Urine for protection against all types of animal nuisance garden and yard invaders. No harsh chemicals, expensive traps, or inhumane methods needed with these all natural repellent for stopping animal pests.

So, when spring decides to show up in your neck of the woods, and you can finally get your hands in the dirt, think about how you will keep those plants safe all the way through to harvest time. Hopefully, we will have enough spring and summer for a harvest up here!

Until I find more words. . .The PeeMan

The Great Iguana Dilemma – PeeMan Visits Puerto Rico

Greetings from the STILL frozen North!

It has been a couple of weeks since my last post, and that is because I was able to escape winter’s icy grip and vacation on the beautiful island of Puerto Rico. The trip served a few purposes – it gave me a good start on my tan, infused me with enough sunshine and warmth to get me through the stubborn chill of the next couple of months, and of course provided me with a whole new potential predatorpee market! Because while Puerto Rico is blessed with crystal clear waters, soft white sand beaches, lush vegetation and plenty of cold cerveza, there are some obnoxious, unwanted guests(and they aren’t tourists) – IGUANAS!!!

According to some reports, there are 4 million iguanas on the island! This means there are more of the lizards than people. Unbelievably, the iguana has only been a resident of the island since the 1970s when some people released their personal pets. Apparently, iguanas like the island as much as tourists do because they have thrived and multiplied. When I was horse back riding with my family, the fields looked like they were moving because of the sheer number of iguanas. Also, we had an iguana join us for dinner one evening in an outdoor cafe. Airport runways are even closed at times due to the overwhelming presence of the scaly creatures!

Well, as a entrepreneur, I am always on the lookout for new markets, so we are officially launching tests of our products in Puerto Rico. We hope to determine which of our urines might work best to help in the Puerto Rican Iguana Dilemma!! We will be sure to keep you updated on the results. In the meantime, enjoy some pictures from the island.

Can you spot the iguana?

My girls minus one

Until I find more words(or nuisance animals) . . .The PeeMan

Coast to Coast Coyote Troubles

Greetings from the Pee Farm!

Well, the weather forecasters are predicting a good ole nor’ easter for tomorrow into Friday. Accumulation forecasts are all over the map. As usual, we will see what actually ends up on the ground when all is said and done.

In the mean time, before hunkering down for the storm, I thought I would squeeze in a blog post. I know that I have posted about the coyote problem that is facing the nation many times, but it is a nuisance that is not going away, and we still haven’t sufficiently gotten the word out about the usefulness of 100% Wolf Pee in combating this situation. Below are articles from states across the nation that have been written in the past few weeks alone. They vary in tone, but they all recognize the growing threat of the coyote to small pets at the very least. One article mentions that the coyote has become the top predator since the eradication of wolf and mountain lion in some areas. Well, it stands to reason that if the wolf is a step above the coyote in the food chain, the coyote has instinctual fear of its natural predator and that is why even if the coyote has never seen a wolf, wolf urine will scare them. But, I will let you make up your own mind about that . . .

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2014/02/06/suburbs-should-be-wary-of-the-wily-coyote.html

http://www.keyetv.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/coyotes-spotted-near-round-rock-isd-campuses-15920.shtml

http://www.nj.com/salem/index.ssf/2014/01/new_jersey_coyote_spotted_in_quinton_residents_yard.html

http://www.newsmagazinenetwork.com/2014012744001/pet-corner-coyote-advisory/

I received this testimonial in my Peemail box just today . . .

“I have used wolf urine in the past so did a google search for wolf urine as a
deterrent. searched your website also for dispensers as they are hard to find. it
has kept coyotes away from my ducks. Penny”

Until I find more words. . .The PeeMan

A Word for Punxsutawney Phil and his Friends

Greetings form the frozen North!

Well, I know that the famed groundhog’s recent prognostication has left many of you in a state of consternation. I would join you there except that when you live in Maine there are almost always at least six weeks of winter left after February 2, and since I choose to live here, I really shouldn’t complain. The fact that I will soon be enjoying the sunshine and beaches of Puerto Rico may also be helping my mental attitude just a bit.

While Phil himself enjoys the plush life of the domesticated groundhog, his friends and relatives will be waiting out the six weeks or more in their burrows until the green shoots of early spring begin to appear. When they emerge, unlike the well-fed Phil, they will be HUNGRY!

It is not too early to think of what you will do to keep those oversized rodents from making a meal out of your garden or burrowing their way around and through your yard. Just so happens, I have a pee for that! 100% pure Coyote urine. It is available in liquid or convenient granules. As we all know, coyotes are a most voracious predator. So when you want to get rid of groundhogs, gophers, etc., coyote urine is a most effective natural repellent and deterrent that stops these pests from eating your garden, damaging your yard, chewing on your shrubs, ornamentals and flowers. Coyote urine is the only all natural, organic solution.

So, while I can’t do anything about Phil or Old Man Winter for that matter, I can help you make your spring and summer groundhog free. So that when the warm weather finally does return, you can enjoy it.

Sunset at Winterberry Farm

Stay warm!

Until I find more words . . .The PeeMan

PeeLoaded Peeshots(do not drink or shoot)

Greetings from the North woods! Well, the January Thaw is history and the mercury is holding a little above zero this morning with a fresh coating of snow once again covering up the brown remnants of previous storms. I made sure to rake the roof right away so as not to have a repeat of the ceiling damaging leaks of a couple of weeks ago. The noise of the rake on the roof sent my dog into a frenzy since apparently the sound from inside is akin to thunder. Plus, I earned myself a trip to the physical therapist for my shoulder, but the roof won’t leak and the wife will be happy.

As a continuation of my last post on wire chewing rodents, I wanted to announce that we have launched a dedicated informational page for this problem at www.predatorpeeshots.com. Now, you can’t order a Peeshot at your favorite watering hole(if you can, I don’t want to know about it)or buy a case at the sporting goods store, but they sure are useful for keeping those pesky rodents away from your engine block or out of your attic, basement, or wherever you don’t want them nesting. They come in an 8 pack and are “Pee-Loaded” with our 100% PredatorPee. PeeShots are preloaded dispensers perfect for use indoors or out. Just remove the cap and you are good to go!

Wherever you are today and whatever the weather, have a great day!

Until I find more words. . .The PeeMan

How to Prevent Rodents from Chewing Car Wires

Well, the January thaw is in full swing around here with rain and snowmelt continuing. Next week it looks as if old man winter will mount a comeback, but for now I am enjoying not worrying about frozen pipes or ice dams. While it might not be below zero outside, it is still cold enough for rodents to want to come in from outside. An easy to access dry, warm place can be under the hood of your car. We hear from our customers about this problem all the time and we are trying to get the word out . . . 100% PredatorPee PeeShots are the convenient, effective answer to this annoying problem.

On of our customers emailed the following suggestion –

“Someone should tell the NPR ‘Car talk” guys about this, they are always getting calls about cars damaged from rodents, or rodents dying in cars……Christina”

Also, in case you doubt how much of a problem this can be, I found the article below on the website of Sweeney’s Garage –

Rodent Damage = Expensive Repair
Cold this winter? You’re not the only one!

You might be surprised to learn that during these winter months you may have some furry little visitors living under your hood. The warm dark recesses of your car’s engine compartment is an ideal nesting area for rodents. Mice can and will chew through the wiring under your hood leaving you with an expensive repair bill.

One customer complained of a check engine light and a rough running engine. Upon investigation we found a mouse had chewed through the wiring for his fuel injectors.

Another mouse got into a blower motor where he expired. Every time the heater fan was turned on, it made a loud vibration noise. Some signs you might want to look for under your hood include deposits of bird seed, nests made of string, twigs, insulation, fabric and what looks like dryer lint, or funny noises when you turn on your heater.

Our PeeShots are perfect for this application. They come in an 8 pack and are “Pee-Loaded” with 100% Original PredatorPee. Remove the lids and place the PeeShots near each tire and in engine compartment or other target areas in the vehicle. Remove before driving. Choose BobcatPeeShots for mice, CoyotePeeShots for rats and ‘coons, FoxPeeShots for squirrels, and WolfPeeShots for domestic and feral cats.

Help us get the word out – call Click and Clack – tell your friends, tell your neighbors – don’t let this happen to them or you.

That reminds me, I should go stick some in the Scout, the boat and the tractor since I startled a fieldmouse a couple of months ago who had made a home in my headlight!

Until I find more words . . . The PeeMan

Farewell to Stanley the Pig

Happy Epiphany or 12th Day of Christmas!

It is raining and windy today and the melting snow and rain is making walking a bit treacherous and leaking roofs a common occurrence. But, yesterday, before the rain came, Stanley the pig was loaded up in my hand-fashioned mobile pig crate and put on board my truck in preparation for his one way trip to the butcher. He actually enjoyed a longer life than a lot of the other local pigs due to the fact that we couldn’t get the appointment until now. But, as is inevitable for most pigs(except Wilbur, of course)the end had to come for Stanley. I think he may have had a notion of what was coming because all attempts that I had made to entice him into the portable pen had been met with frantic resistance. I was envisioning needing an army of pig wrestlers, but in the end all it took was some firm goading by my son-in-law(guess he missed his calling as a pig whisperer). And, almost as soon as he realized that he was crated, good old Stanley just resigned himself to his certain fate and laid down.

I offer this tribute to Stanley’s final moments for all you non-farming animal lovers out there, but you really must know that all I am thinking about is how much pork I am going to get to put in my freezer. Until I find more words. . .The PeeMan